Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Great Sayings

If you’re in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy’s glove touch your lips, because you don’t know where that glove has been.
~Author : Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Great Sayings

It is pleasant at times to play the madman.
~Author : Seneca Meaningful Sayings

Eric Draven Jesus Christ Stop me if you heard this one Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. He hands the innkeeper three nails, and he asks… Can you put me up for the night
~Author : Crow The Wise Quotes

Everyone would like to behave like a pagan, with everyone else behaving like a Christian.
~Author : Albert Camus Motivational Sayings

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.
~Author : Jim Davis Famous Quotes

I know no method to secure the repeal of bad, obnoxious, or unjust laws so effective as their strict execution.
~Author : Ulysses S Grant Inspirational Sayings

From each, according to his ability to each, according to his need.
~Author : Karl Marx Nice Quotes

Our character…is an omen of our destiny, and the more integrity we have and keep, the simpler and nobler that destiny is likely to be.
~Author : George Santayana The German Mind A Philosophical Diagnosis Great Sayings